Internet dating profile responses
5 words men might want to consider putting in their online dating profile: 1. Physically fit ( 96% more interaction than daters who did not use this word) 2. Do you spend a lot of time thinking about how you’d survive the zombie apocalypse, or if there’s life on other planets? Think in terms of meeting someone and getting to know them instead of going on a date. As the wise prophet Pat Benatar said, “Love is a battlefield.” You gotta play smart and that means using all the tools at your disposal. DO NOT wear a hat and sunglasses in your profile pic, either. Why would you do that unless you’re a couple looking for a threesome or are polyamorous? And don’t use a picture of you and a baby, unless it’s yours. Has no one ever complimented your looks or personality?
Maybe you spend a lot of time marveling at how the lead singer of The Foo Fighters looks just like the drummer from Nirvana. Movies, clubbing, trying every sushi joint in town? Holding up liquor stores, summoning the devil, and tagging buildings with your spray paint stencil art as your alter ego, The Shadow? DO NOT write, “Well, if I told you, it wouldn’t be private”. This question is not asking you to divulge your deepest, darkest secrets, but the most private thing you’re WILLING to admit.
I gleaned this knowledge from comments people have made to me about these attributes.
On the non-physical side, it would be that I’m funny and that I’m usually The Loud One in the room.
Did you sign up for this dating site while sitting at a red light? If you had time to create a profile and log in, then you have the time to fill out the profile, jackass.
Online dating is not Amazon Prime with free two day shipping of a brand new girlfriend. You’re trying to make yourself look good, not lame. Say you love horror films and underwater archaeology, Civil War reenactments, and brewing your own bathtub mint juleps.
Like most other situations, however, you must be able to stand out from the crowd in order to get the most responses to your advertisement.